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wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex

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— 2 hours ago with 166389 notes

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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— 2 hours ago with 630189 notes
adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

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marilynmeth:

porkrub:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

Is this supposed to be art

marilynmeth:

porkrub:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

Is this supposed to be art

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jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

i think it’s really interesting and cool actually that language has shifted so that ‘said’ implies that you’re quoting, while ‘was like’ means ‘i’m doing a general impression of this…

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askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

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— 2 hours ago with 251663 notes